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Hiding in Your Machine
Not a bad job, really. Small office – but one whole wall for a window. Wow.
What are the tips like?
Wait a second… It’s just an ad. And from a company that speaks in German. Well that’s another opportunity lost.
Luckily for everyone in the first world, it’s easy to get a bad job. The trick is keeping it.
It’s harder to get hold of a good job. And when you do it might take hold of you. Pressing more buttons and a kicking when you don’t produce. Without regular oiling, it can make you click into machine mode to protect yourself.
Not in Japan. To evade assailants and superiors you can dress up as machine and stay safe. Although it would involve hours of standing still.
Best way to stay unspotted in the metropolis. But too much robot and no progress. Shame we do it most when there’s greatest pressure. Greatest sense of danger, in public or private.
You can switch off and relax.
In Japan, crime rates are getting lower. The average age is getting higher. You’ll live, even if you’re a cyborg. You can get a job in a vending machine if it gets too much.
While we’re on that – milk two, please. Anyone else want a cup?
Mystery on Isle of Dogs
There were suspiciously few dogs on the so-called “Isle of Dogs” last weekend. And I only hope to dear God my camera read this wrong.
Must have blinked and missed a word. Either way, there are absent pieces in this sordid puzzle.
Meanwhile downtown, a White Horse has gone missing. He left this eloquent note to explain his absence:
Phew. No need to fear animal disposal this time. “Kick up the arse” sounds horsey enough to me, too. It can’t be some shadow-written sham.
Two valuable lessons in animal conversation.
1. You’ve got to watch which words you miss out. Or you’ll be misread between the lines.
2. It’s best to be clear and direct. Especially if you’ve got nothing to hide and something relevant to say.
Previously: talking to chihuahuas. Seriously: Chris Wilson’s Human Talk. Sincerely: responses to bad, automated humanspeak.
Staring Down on Stilts
As they say in Australia. That’s round the other side of the Earth from me right now. Hello from space stilts!
You could send a satellited message like the one above with geoGreeting. It peers down from Google Maps to spell things out with letter-shaped buildings.
Neat, huh?
But there’s a blinking frost about the astro cyclops. We want more freedom to play, less unsolicited surveillance.
Melanie Coles ran free and got drawing on the Earth over in Vancouver. Now we can do find and seek with the satellites instead. Suddenly they seem more friendly.
(via Neil Perkin . Thanks, Neil. I hope you don’t mind this friendly reference.)
The Canadian art student challenges you to Where’s Waldo using a rooftop and Google Maps. Puts a whole different perspective on geotagging. Paint your tag on buildings instead.
But you’re reading this online. I expect you won’t go square-eyed and anti-social working with pixels.
So let me ask you – do you upload pictures to Flickr? Flickr does geotagging. There’s been geotagging for years – and on a lot of photos. Put those photos together and we’re getting something approaching an Earth-sized 3D digital map.
If this is beginning to sound like alienspeak, I refer you to a far brighter earthling.
Blaise Aguera y Arcas gave the world a glimpse of Photosynth last year at TED. I had to rub my eyes.
Hold tight to to your stilts. Then be sure you watch this. We’re gazing into a distant future. But it’s not light years away, my friend.
At Home with Blood on the Tracks
Some things scare the waking shit out of commuters.
Improv Everywhere do lots of those things, including this recent stunt in Prague.
Transplant a living room onto the rush hour subway and something happens. Groggy bystanders get a little less comfortable. You’ve broken down the cosy, walled-in world of iPod shuffling and free paper flicking.
Do I want a free paper? No thanks. But chances are I’ll have to sit on one when I next board a tube in London.
The Decapitator has been lopping free papers off at the head to help save your ass. David Beckham and Motorola get the treatment here and, once again, commuters get a loud wake up call. (Thanks to Giles for the link.)
So, I put it to you: are we too headless on the underground?
What can we do to change it?
Gulliver’s Headphones
Audrey is a little retro princess of delicious feeling. Thanks go to her for finding these speaker treats.
Keeping it brief – because you’d rather be listening to music properly than reading about it – I was reminded of something else spotted recently. If we’re getting goofy with musical equipment, what’s in it for the DJ?
Some smart design here by handset specialist Hulger. I love this 80s phone as mixing earpiece. When keeping it analogue, why not go for the home run?
It isn’t, after all, rule by iPod. But when you live in Steve Jobs’ kingdom you might as well live large.
Or else pretend you live in the past instead.
Kids Man Speed Cameras?
Are you talking to me? But I don’t even have a car.
I might have been on a speeding bus once, but that can’t have been in London. Frankly, I think your assumptions are questionable.
Furthermore, the images on your poster suggest that if I get caught speeding, it would be as if a kid were taking footage. Does the court of law recognise such amateurish evidence?
When I took pictures as a primary school kid they were normally of my friends or the TV screen to see if the photo came out like it looked on the TV screen. For the record, it didn’t. But I’m digressing.
Can I counter-accuse you of badvertising? It would be a shame to do so. Because M&C Saatchi’s TV spot for this campaign is pretty good and it’s a serious issue we’re talking about.
What do you think? I reckon the earlier poster with the steering wheel worked, but this one’s got a bit confused.
Words in put order your own
Saturday’s a good day to read a comic strip. If you still buy newspapers you’ll find some comic strips in the Saturday edition. And you’ve got the internet, right?
No?
Two good legs? A pad and a pen? A wall you can cover in crayon?
Whatever your means, you could spend a Saturday afternoon at the London Cartoon Museum and draw a lot from it.
I came away with punitis, a copy of a graphic novel by Joe Matt (featured above) and the first scribbles of an idea.
A great comic strip, or graphic novel, engages a reader across two media. And with that effort of interaction, in joining the co-ordinates to “get it”, the reader becomes more involved.
When readers became gamers the interaction got steroid-pumped. Now you are the character. The story is a game and you play out the next move. The new GTA features Ricky Gervais. When you’re interacting with a celebrity fat man in a story of your own making, you know you’re having fun.
This puts completely new demands on classic storytelling, and I’m very impressed with work going on at Penguin right now. The idea comes from nonlinearity and uses the language of digital technology.
We Tell Stories (found at Boing Boing) is a project that embraces interaction. I would explain more, but you could go there and turn it into a better story yourself.
You can’t leave storytelling alone. I know I can’t leave storytelling alone. I’m already itching at the prospect of working with London Poetry Systems on an interactive poetry night next month. (Don’t worry – the words will be a lot better than these. I’m just playing around with videos on a wall).
But remember this: no one ever stopped you interacting with the humble comic strip. You can still have a good play with it. You just need to find new ways.