Written in Santa’s Brow


What did Coke put in their bottles this Christmas? Santa’s got a knowing look about it.

For the discerning lady, however, a mighty handful of Atlanta’s finest wouldn’t outsling a dick in a box.

Frugal presents were meant to be the rage. Perhaps you enjoyed a staycation? Or traded memories at Woolworth’s wake? Much was spoken and the pre-Christmas SALES said it all.

The toys have changed but I hope you gave and received with the same glee.

I’m erasing that pervert Santa from my head. Keep the Coke on ice. Cross your fingers and frostbitten toes that next year could yet be mad decent.

A belated Merry Christmas to one and all.

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